kixxinq:

If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

aworldawayfromyou:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

snorlaxatives:

methfab:

snorlaxatives:

i want a sugar mama in my life

image

not what i had in mind but she will do

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

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