blumbitch:

Friends who bring up embarrassing things you did a long time ago 

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holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

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school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

richarcl:

the truth about cowboys
nintendonut1:

jett this is just ridiculous i cant even handle im going to cry

sagihairius:

this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
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